Sunday, February 22, 2009
Ennui Higgins. "At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall re-Member them."
August 14. 2069
Higgins Liberals attending a birthday celebration for their long self serving local Member of Parliament, Peter Costello have told reporters that he has made it clear that he will be running again in the blue-ribbon seat. This will fuel speculation he plans to return to Liberal leadership ranks.
A loyal Costello lieutenant operating in the area said on condition of anonymity:
“He’s made it quite clear there’s no vacancy in Higgins and no prospect of any vacancy in Higgins. With Rudd doing his best to impersonate Gough Whitlam’s overseas travel and overblown spending, Costello is clearly the best credentialed man in Australia to take him on and win it (government) back. And of course he wants to be Leader, it’s his destiny, mate.”
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